Friday, July 20, 2007

Only at my job...

There were 3 voicemail messages on my phone when I arrived this morning.

The first:
A muffled sound, then a click.

The second:
A whimper, then a click.

The third: (in a tearful voice):
I have the runs real bad, I don't think I can come to work! Click.

Anybody have a voicemail this morning that beats that?

4 comments:

Jen said...

HAHAHAHAH!!!! Sorry but I just busted out laughing in my office at that one. I can't beat that voice mail. Who was it? Not a name of course but why was that on your vm? That's the pits. What a way to start the day!

happy idiot said...

That's the pits.

No, but it rhymes.

Sorry! Someone had to say it!

I'll leave now.

Karenkool said...

This is when calling 1-800-icrappedmypants comes in real handy!

Jen said...

Well, I have a caseload of clients who are responsible to call me if they are going to miss work. This was a call-out call. The funny part - she didn't leave her name but I knew who it was! That's called KNOWING your clients!!